Ashley’s Trap Hootage

Due to the bizarre lack of action (and apparent promise of continued inaction) by the UK government regarding Phorm, the EU has apparently decided to wade in with an actual threat of a good, old fashioned bout of violent legal sodomy.

FTA: “The European Commission has sent a message to the British government, and it reads something like this: “If you don’t deal with Phorm, we will.”

Well hats off to Johnny Foreigner in this instance, I say. If BT decided to spaz less wad of paying that lanky wank-pot Kris Marshall to be in their ‘cover-sub-standard-product-up-with-actor-from-shit-family-sitcom’ ads, then perhaps they wouldn’t feel the need to piss into the open grave of what were once, apprently effective data protection laws in order to line his filthy pockets.

Article here.